August 27, 2010

Me, Omegling

Chat 1
Stranger: hello
You: how dare you say hello to me!
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
You: do you know who i am?!
Stranger: goofy?
You: no stupid! i'm voldemort!
Stranger: i'm not afraid of you
You: you should!
Stranger: I am Mickey Mouse!
You: i'm going to kill you!
Stranger: no one can kill Mickey Mouse
Stranger: my dad was Hitler in person!
You: but i have wand! what do you have? a tail? hah!
Stranger: I have better than that
Stranger: I have a financial empire
Stranger: huahuahuaha
You: i'm not afraid!
You: i have justin bieber here!
You: he will sing and his voice will kill you!
You: or his fans will
Stranger: oh no! no!
You: Die! You die! Buaahahahahahaha
Stranger: .........
You: Rest in Peace, Stranger.

You have disconnected.




Chat 2

You: where is your head?
Stranger: in the clouds
You: take it back!
Stranger: where should it be
You: i wanna play with it!
Stranger: ew.
You: dont ew me!
You: how dare you ew me!
Stranger: ew
Stranger: ew ew ew
You: you!
You: YOU!
Stranger: your so unusual
You: and you are boring
Stranger: take it back!
You: na na na B O R I N G
Stranger: you!
Stranger: YOU!
You: boooo
You: booooooooring
Stranger: i'm sorry to bore you
Stranger: you can go if you want to
You: yeah i will
You have disconnected.