Me, Omegling

Chat 1
Stranger: hello
You: how dare you say hello to me!
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
You: do you know who i am?!
Stranger: goofy?
You: no stupid! i'm voldemort!
Stranger: i'm not afraid of you
You: you should!
Stranger: I am Mickey Mouse!
You: i'm going to kill you!
Stranger: no one can kill Mickey Mouse
Stranger: my dad was Hitler in person!
You: but i have wand! what do you have? a tail? hah!
Stranger: I have better than that
Stranger: I have a financial empire
Stranger: huahuahuaha
You: i'm not afraid!
You: i have justin bieber here!
You: he will sing and his voice will kill you!
You: or his fans will
Stranger: oh no! no!
You: Die! You die! Buaahahahahahaha
Stranger: .........
You: Rest in Peace, Stranger.

You have disconnected.

Chat 2

You: where is your head?

Stranger: in the clouds

You: take it back!

Stranger: where should it be

You: i wanna play with it!

Stranger: ew.

You: dont ew me!

You: how dare you ew me!

Stranger: ew

Stranger: ew ew ew

You: you!

You: YOU!

Stranger: your so unusual

You: and you are boring

Stranger: take it back!

You: na na na B O R I N G

Stranger: you!

Stranger: YOU!

You: boooo

You: booooooooring

Stranger: i'm sorry to bore you

Stranger: you can go if you want to

You: yeah i will

You have disconnected.